lostcryptids:

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

tropiyas:

tropiyas:

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

199ninelives:

Via Abdullaelmaz on IG

997:

izzyzangwill:

peachsnout:

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

Did anyone else do this

Rave reviews

evilvillain123456789:

Oh so you’re a boy? Cool cool. Yeah, no, that’s pretty crazy. So, just like, bin laden right?

anthemsfora17yearold:

summer is just like i have all the time in the world i never have enough time i am so happy i am so depressed i have nothing to do i have too many things to do i want to go outside i never want to leave my room i hate people i am so lonely i slept for fifteen hours i haven’t slept in three days i am so overwhelmed i am so bored life is good i am going to die

stantler:

omegaverse:

the-fallen-angel-99:

omegaverse:

id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties

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vibes

kristina100000:

nobody has a strand of wheat between their lips anymore what happened… get me out of here